it’s been half a year and i still haven’t mastered lipstick with a vertical labret

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

getting half way through your make up and giving up

queenofadodi:

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

gettin ready for alices birthday of course means bustin out the party eyebrows

.

niknak79:

I lost my car keys

was it worth it

was it really worth it

• text alice telling her to put r kelly on the playlist for tonight
• my night is automatically going to be 10x more fun

nellsays:

this is the worst thing i’ve ever done

is it true that southerners can’t drink water straight from the tap

is it true

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

mrcraabs:

and so it begins