these actors are real people that were 100% aware of what they were doing
what just happened
its time to bring this back.
why did i say i would just leave you alone until you wanted to talk to me like im fuckin miserable when i don’t get to talk to you and there’s no way in hell you’re ever going to message me first ever
Australian news everyone
if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
this is literally the worst post on this website
This is the only post on this site I care about
yo fuck samsung users with the weird whistle text tone if I hear that one more time I’m going to drop kick your android into a lake
It’s officially gone too far now.
You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog
IS HE EVEN HUMAN
you have my attention
i look good as heck
well? can he????
the world is NOT a beautiful place
there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas
the world is a horrifying place