it’s been half a year and i still haven’t mastered lipstick with a vertical labret
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY
I lost my car keys
was it worth it
was it really worth it
- text alice telling her to put r kelly on the playlist for tonight
- my night is automatically going to be 10x more fun
this is the worst thing i’ve ever done
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
and so it begins